father and children

the story of a boy and his father ...

father: Dad please traded first cigarette?
 
child: the father did not see when I was playing with a friend.?
 
father: father give you a dollar if you want to go buy cigarettes ..!
 
child: fathers do not understand that I'm playing, so just go buy cigarettes my father gave 2 dollars. how ..?
 
father,:???????